petition to rename the term “wet dreams” to “snoregasms”
Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.
when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything
Best gif ever for all eternity.
That is a fucking huge raccoon
It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
I’ll reblog this ANYTIME when it shows up on my dash. <3
I wish every guy ànd girl of my previous asshat school could read this a thousand times. Maybe, it’ll sink into their mundane minds and make them see reason. T^T
Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please
seventeen magazine has officially lost it
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!
"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."
Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.
this is too fantastic for words.
i do not know, because i am a crab.